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// The Spin Cycle — week of 06 Jul 2026

This week in politics.
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Dispatch 06 JUL 2026

Foreign Minister Unavailable for Foreign Affairs, Prime Minister Relaxed About It

Narendra Modi makes the first Indian prime ministerial visit in 40 years. The Foreign Minister, a vocal critic of the free trade deal, will be elsewhere. The PM says this is fine.

Political HypocrisyMedia Framing
Satire
Dispatch 06 JUL 2026

Pay Gap Reporting 'Worth a Conversation', Says Man Declining to Commit to One

Asked about compulsory pay gap reporting, the National leader said it was worth a conversation. The conversation has not been scheduled and no minutes will be taken.

Media FramingEconomy
Satire
Dispatch 05 JUL 2026

Immigration NZ Refunds $44k in Fines Nobody Was Authorised to Issue

More than 20 employers were fined by staff who lacked the authority to fine anyone. The money is being returned with the department's compliments and the paperwork now in order.

Government Waste
Satire
Dispatch 05 JUL 2026

Parliament Passes 23 Bills in 80 Hours, Scrutiny Reportedly Doing Fine

An 80-hour urgency sprint pushed 23 bills through 36 stages. Officials insist the laws were read, possibly even by the people voting on them.

Parliament
Satire
Dispatch 02 JUL 2026

Government Books Improving, Your Books Not Consulted

Corporate tax came in $700 million above forecast, which the Government says reflects an improving economy. Households are invited to feel the improvement at their earliest convenience.

Economy
Satire
Dispatch 01 JUL 2026

Road Cone Crackdown 'Gathers Pace', Presumably Through a 30km/h Zone

Councils must now justify their traffic cones on a risk basis. NZTA says the approach has already saved $46 million, raising questions about what the cones were earning before.

Government Waste
Satire
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