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// The Spin Cycle — week of 11 Aug 2026

This week in politics.
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Dispatch 11 AUG 2026

Efficiency Drive Reports 'About 44' Councils On Board, Fewer Than 20 Not

Local Government Minister Simon Watts says amalgamation will deliver a more efficient system. The supporting figures are that about 44 councils have submitted Head Start proposals and fewer than 20 have not.

Media Framing
Satire
Dispatch 10 AUG 2026

Asked Which New Taxes Are Coming, PM Names Two That Already Exist

Asked on Morning Report what new taxes National would introduce, Christopher Luxon pointed to 'existing policy' such as the fuel excise tax. Neither the excise nor the accommodation levy is new. Both would cost you more.

Political HypocrisyEconomy
Satire
Dispatch 10 AUG 2026

500 Schools Get Solar Panels, the Large Ones to Save About $8,000 a Year

A $30 million programme will put solar panels on 500 schools over three years. Large schools are expected to save around $8,000 a year. The release does not say what a small school saves.

Government Waste
Satire
Dispatch 07 AUG 2026

Crown Cashes In Its Chorus Loans a Decade Early, Books a $60 Million Gain

Interest-free loans worth $642 million, not due until 2036, have been monetised for about $702 million. The gain over book value is more than $60 million, earned by lending at zero percent for fourteen years.

Economy
Satire
Dispatch 07 AUG 2026

Government Launches Search Tool to Help Businesses Locate Its Own $400 Million

An upgraded Funding Explorer now brings 15 funding opportunities from seven agencies into one searchable place. The $400 million a year was already there. Finding it was the problem being solved.

Government Waste
Satire
Dispatch 06 AUG 2026

Attorney-General Explains Parliament Is Supreme Because Parliament Consults

Chris Bishop told the Law Association that policy belongs to elected legislators, not judges, partly because Parliament has the resources and machinery to consult properly. The argument rests on that machinery being used.

Parliament
Satire
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